Brrr…it’s cold outside, and that always puts me in the mood for some pegging phone sex with you boys. What say you? Are you ready to offer up your holes to Granny Vivika this cold holiday season? I certainly hope so because I’m more than ready to fill them up for you!

The Wind Is Cold, But My Strap On Is Hot, Hot, Hot!

When it comes to strap on phone sex, Granny Vivika is no doubt a pro. I’ve been slinging the strap for a long time, after all. But there’s just something about cold weather that makes me wanna break it out.

I think it’s because my joints get a little stiff in the cold. And the best cure for that is a little exercise. And what better exercise than fucking submissive men in the ass for my amusement? The next best cure for joint stiffness is muscle rub that contains menthol. Ever wondered what might happen if you combined all those things together? I certainly have, and I already know the answer to that question, too, lol.

Using muscle rub for anal training phone sex purposes is something I’ve been doing for a while. (I’ve also used fresh ginger root, a process known as “figging.”) It’s fun to use mentholated muscle rub to lubricate a dildo or butt plug. It can certainly spice things up quite a bit, lol!

But what I haven’t done nearly as often–though I have done it a few times before–is to use said muscle rub for pegging phone sex. It certainly spices things up there as well, and I’m looking forward to doing just that when I get my hands on you!

Not Your Average Granny

In case you haven’t already figured it out, I’m definitely not your average Granny. I’m not even your average Granny phone sex lady. I am, instead, a Granny Domme phone sex lady. I love being in control, being in charge, and running the show in the bedroom. And I really, really love (giving) anal play in every shape, form, and fashion. So is mentholated pegging phone sex really much of a leap to make here? I think not.

So I’m thinking I’ll save the lubing up until after I’ve had you show off your cocksucking phone sex skills on my big black nine-inch strap on dildo. It’ll feel good in your asshole, but it’d probably taste pretty nasty. So as long as you’re a good boy, I’ll wait til it’s time to turn you around to put the muscle rub on the dildo.

Pegging With A Menthol Twist

It depends on what kind of mood I’m in as to whether or not I also lube your hole up with the muscle rub. The dildo’s getting it, no question. But you? I might go easy on you and lube you up with regular lube. That’ll provide a bit of protection for your delicate ass from the menthol when I start fucking you. But if I feel sadistic, I’ll just lube your hole up with muscle rub, too, and let you get the full sensation during this pegging phone sex session!

What do you think? Do you want to help Granny Vivika exercise her joints and also experience strap on phone sex in all its dirty glory? I’ll rub myself down first, then let you suck. After that, I’ll lube you and the dildo up, and I’ll go the fuck to town. Think you can handle it? If so, just click the button below to give me, Granny Vivika, a call for some hot pegging phone sex. I can’t wait to hear from you!